The fastest way to reach the Chonkometer is by email:
We read everything and reply to as much as we can. We're especially keen to hear from other movement scientists, coaches and clinicians — if you spot a formula, threshold or claim that could be sharper, tell us. Getting the numbers right is the entire point of the site.
What to write about
- Corrections & methodology — a threshold, equation or wording you think we've got wrong.
- Feature ideas — a calculator or reading you'd like to see.
- Press & partnerships — media, collaborations, or licensing the cat.
- Privacy requests — anything about your data rights (see the Privacy Policy).
What we can't do by email
We can't give you medical advice, interpret your specific results, or replace a consultation with a doctor. The Chonkometer is a screening toy with real maths behind it — for anything that needs a professional opinion about your body, please see a qualified clinician. More on that in the disclaimer.
Response time
This is a small, independently run project, so replies can take a few days — especially for the puns. Thanks for your patience.